Breaking News on Thursday 3.10 pm 29/10/26
KFANDRA players to hold meeting for nefarious purposes!
Report by Mr. I. C. Tekover!
Music and Cooking brought back to KFANDRA's original YouTube Channel!
Subscribe to KFANDRA's two new channels!
KFANDRA takes over the Instagram account!
The Jacaranda App has gone live!
KFANDRA's brand new footballs are here!
KFANDRA 'monthly/quarterly fee' options expanded from January 2026!
The KFANDRA Media Dept. has deleted all 'short-cut' links to the videos as it was slowing down the uploading of the website. The 'text' links remain! See below!
KFANDRA's Fake Dr. Khare takes precautionary measures by enforcing the ankle wrap and gym gloves rule!
Also, MMG rules explained! See box below the Latest News info box!
Videos are being published constantly!
Check out the latest shorts video on KFANDRA's YouTube account and Instagram account!
KFANDRA provides a list of extremely good foreign movie and tv serials to watch!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 25 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The Monthly Multi Game tournament is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)
The brand new uniquely designed KFANDRA top level/world class footballs are in!
The old stock of footballs having reached its last numbers, a new order for footballs was made.
As always, the footballs that have been ordered have a unique design and are of a quality that is acceptable at the highest level as per FIFA standards.
This time the design is predominantly of a white colour, thereby making it clearly visible in poor light conditions and on grass or sand grounds.
The unique design with a mix of yellow, red and blue ensure it's visible against the blue sky or clouds.
Also, when the ball is struck it generates a myriad mix of colours if it spins.
The footballs will be immediately used in training and are also available for purchase.
KFANDRA creates Fooba!
KFANDRA has been hit with quite a few players exiting due to a variety of reasons.
This led to the absence of a competitive tournament since March 2024. Only recently, with the attendances slowly rising, KFANDRA had promised its players some much needed tournament game-time. Unfortunately, the state of the ground in the middle of the summer season and then again during the monsoon season, has led to one half of the KFANDRA home ground in an unplayable state.
Fooba has been created for just such a scenario; with less players and a dodgy pitch, and will most probably be the future at KFANDRA in the short term.
Click here for the link to the Fooba R and R!
Click here for a PDF document related to FoobaKLC1!
Player at KFANDRA
He said, 'I am happiest when playing under the supervision of KFANDRA. That is why paying in advance is just like paying myself and guaranteeing happiness'.
(The players name has not been disclosed on account of anything related to fees at KFANDRA remains private).
Khare Sensei along with the rest of the gang of KFANDRA employees have started a PODCAST!
As the image states the Podcast will be focusing on topics that cover everything.
Check for the link in the More Info Tab in the menu!
Listen to Khare Sensei's solution to the question on the image.
2 recordings cover everything!
Khare Sensei along with Mr. Dlamini decide to analyze the Indian supporter and others all over the world.
1st recording is on Friday!!
The 2nd and final recording is on Saturday at 9.30 am!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Khare Sensei on his views on pollution and how he protects the environment.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
Published on 3 pm on 21/06/24!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Guru Khare on his views on palmistry.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
To be published at 9 am on Monday 16/09/24!
Player at KFANDRA
I would like to thank KFANDRA and sir for making immense efforts to find a way into every possible problem with precise and immaculate solutions. The invention of FOOBA is an ideal example. I admire sir’s selfless attitude and patience in dealing with our problems. I must say, sir, you can now take a breather as I feel everyone after yesterday's match was super excited and pumped up for the upcoming FOOBAKLC1 season. All down to your efforts and hard work, for which merely thanking you would be insufficient. I express my sincere gratitude for your immense guidance and support.
KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!
An Elite Player Development Academy.
The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
Football (Soccer) and Rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on Strength and Conditioning and having heaps of fun in the process.
KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).
KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.
KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!
The ace reporter Mr. I. C. Tekover of The Daily Stories of Truth, a national newspaper, (which nation we're as yet unsure of at this moment in time), stated that the current group of KFANDRA members, numbering 16 at this moment in time, are heading to a secret rendezvous to discuss 'the takeover of KFANDRA'. Yes, you heard it right!
Mr. Tekover, who is actually famous for discovering secret plans where groups are planning to take over 'other' groups or properties, found out through his many means about this meeting, and then disclosed that one of the players who can't be revealed (as Mr. Tekover fears reprisals from a certain ace lawyer who currently plays for KFANDRA and who is part of this group), asked Khare Sensei/Neel Sir if the players could 'get-together' for some snacks and chitter-chatter.
The man who is known for his 'gentle' nature and who's always humility personified as well as honest in his dealings with the KFANDRA players, immediately gave the go-ahead for this occasion where the players could partake of some humorous and jovial repartee and eat healthy food and drink.
But all is not what it seems, and if it wasn't for this Ace reporter, who is at least 5 levels higher up than the infamous Arbaaz Khooni, than the actual reason for this so-called 'fun-gathering' would've been lost in the sands of time.
The story behind this 'nefarious' plot, is two-fold. For many moons now, Khare had the general feeling that two players, who cannot be named due to reasons previously mentioned, were planning on 'starting' their own 'coaching centre' to replace KFANDRA. And just 1 month ago, Khare informed his players that he was at deaths door and unless FDrK works his magic, then the plan of those two players would be well justified.
Unfortunately for the two and the 'rest of their mates', Khare announced that he's on recovery mode and would soon reveal to all his terrible ordeal, with photo's as proof as to what he went through.
It would seem that this news would be cause for joy and happiness amongst the players Khare coaches. And while a few did express their 'happiness', with words of joy such as, 'oh' and 'arre baapre' and 'now we'll have to come up with another plan', they had already begun to take the steps that are set to rock KFANDRA for time immemorial.
Mr. Tekover is 99.02% sure that the players are planning to 'remove' Khare from KFANDRA and replace him with 'two' of the current members, who can't be named for fear of blah blah.
The 'snacks and etc' are just a ruse to ensure that the 'gathering' gets the green-light from KFANDRA so that the players can get on with their 'meeting' disguised as a party.
Remember, you heard it here first!
As of this time, Khare was asked about what he thought of this rumour and he nodded his head and said, 'now I get it! This morning, after the session, when the players were eating their protein and changing, one of the players, the new chap in fact, had to rush off super fast. As he left, who was it? Yes, it was Mr. Khan, turned towards the new chap and with the biggest smile I've ever seen, got up, hugged the new fellow and told him, with his teeth glinting in the early morning sun, 'arre Saturday bhool mat! Bahut important raat hai!' (Arre, don't forget on Saturday! It's a very important night!')
Khare continued, he said, 'd'you know what? In all my years of coaching here, when the KFANDRA Adults Initiative began and then switched to KFANDRA, I've never heard a single player utter the same sort of words in excitement and joy and happiness about attending a session or playing a KLC match. NOT EVEN ONCE!'
Khare was so taken aback that he did well to hide wiping the tears that flowed from his shocked eyes and gave everyone a fake smile before leaving the ground. As he left, he saw that the four remaining players were deep in conversation, no doubt, discussing nefarious and dastardly plots.
Mr. I. C. Tekover signing out!
Mr. Swapneel Khare (Khare Sensei/Neel Sir)
Phone no. provided on email request - khareswapnee@hotmail.com
Does your organization want to be a part of KFANDRA through its coaching methods? Contact the following persons to see if something can be worked out.
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020
Sangamwadi Ground
Session times - Tue, Thu 0605 to 0730 and Sat 0605 till 8 am.
(Can be extended to 08.10 if enough players are available for extra training).
Scroll below to see map and directions
Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com,
9881044755
Please text message Surhud Sir first. Please do not call before messaging.
KFANDRA's 1st ground (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot...(or not!)
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting area called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle.
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