Breaking News on Thursday 2.45 pm 17/10/24
KFANDRA makes big announcement! Clubs announced for FOOBAKLC 1!
KFANDRA creates a new system where players can't hide from working out!
'If they want me to spoon feed them, I will!' says Fake Dr. Khare!
Video's being published one after the other!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 24 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
The fee structure has changed! Now only one of 2 amounts is acceptable! Nothing in-between!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The KLC6 is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)
KFANDRA creates Fooba!
KFANDRA has been hit with quite a few players exiting due to a variety of reasons.
This led to the absence of a competitive tournament since March 2024. Only recently, with the attendances slowly rising, KFANDRA had promised its players some much needed tournament game-time. Unfortunately, the state of the ground in the middle of the summer season and then again during the monsoon season, has led to one half of the KFANDRA home ground in an unplayable state.
Fooba has been created for just such a scenario; with less players and a dodgy pitch, and will most probably be the future at KFANDRA in the short term.
Click here for the link to the Fooba R and R!
Click here for a PDF document related to FoobaKLC1!
A new series has begun, targeting the player members!
The Bachelors Cookbook!
The players will need to show off their skills in the kitchen in front of a camera. And if they're happily married or have an over-protective mum, they won't be allowed to use their help to cook. Even if it's a worried relative or a snoopy neighbour. On the menu should be something elaborate and not something like a simple fried egg or packaged meal.
KFANDRA has given up on its players sending any clips and will be uploading
staff cooking videos if it can.
Player at KFANDRA
He said, 'I am happiest when playing under the supervision of KFANDRA. That is why paying in advance is just like paying myself and guaranteeing happiness'.
(The players name has not been disclosed on account of anything related to fees at KFANDRA remains private).
Khare Sensei along with the rest of the gang of KFANDRA employees have started a PODCAST!
As the image states the Podcast will be focusing on topics that cover everything.
Check for the link in the More Info Tab in the menu!
Listen to Khare Sensei's solution to the question on the image.
2 recordings cover everything!
Khare Sensei along with Mr. Dlamini decide to analyze the Indian supporter and others all over the world.
1st recording is on Friday!!
The 2nd and final recording is on Saturday at 9.30 am!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Khare Sensei on his views on pollution and how he protects the environment.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
Published on 3 pm on 21/06/24!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Guru Khare on his views on palmistry.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
To be published at 9 am on Monday 16/09/24!
KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!
Four large meteors as big as a semi-truck have fallen on the planet Earth. What will the Earth look like 10 years after the explosions? A wide angled image taken from a satellite in space. Close enough to see the carnage and possible life still existing.
Clearly, the KFANDRA staff is enthralled with the AI image creators on the net. Image 115! The fascinating AI mind!
This image was created @ 11.25.11 am on 03/10/24 and put up on the website on 14/10/24.
To liven up life in general, Mr. Smith has decided to pick up the mic and sing a few songs.
The intrepid Mr. Smith is part of the commentary team for the Highlights Shows along
with Mr. Dlamini. In the future he plans to rope in Mr. Dlamini as well as the players.
Mr. Smith will be translating some old Hindi songs into English and singing without any practice, training or skill. He told us that he's grown up on these songs and there are so many non-Hindi speakers out there that may have heard the songs, liked them, but have never understood them.
Mr. Smith wants to show everyone that the songs are indeed extremely good, well made and well sung and this show will just make everyone appreciate the original so much more.
The series is called, 'Mr. Smith's Classics!'
The first episode was published at 2 pm on 27/03/24.
The 2nd episode was published at 2 pm on Saturday 30/03/24.
The 3rd episode was published on Wednesday 05/06/24.
The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
football and rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on stamina and strength and having heaps of fun in the process.
KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).
KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.
KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!
KFANDRA had in the past attempted quite a few methods to discipline tardy behaviour, but unfortunately, whether they were being fined or punished in some other way, the players would never mend their ways. Hence, KFANDRA asked the players to come up with some form of punishment that they would look after themselves and then inform Khare Sensei that the punishment had been completed.
A few weeks passed by and the players finally came back with their proposal.
They proposed the following -
1. FIRST OFFENCE
10 burpees for coming late
5 burpees for late confirmation
2. REPEAT OFFENCE
10 burpees + 10 squat jumps for coming late
5 burpees + 5 squat jumps for late confirmation
3. DROPPING OUT FOR SILLY REASONS
10 burpees + 10 squat jumps + 10 push ups non stop
Punishments should also be completed within 2 sessions attended. And after that players themselves have to message sir that they have completed the punishment.
KFANDRA has asked the players to ensure that the punishments from August 2024 are taken care of. Khare Sensei has also requested the players to clarify a few things. Such as what should be done if the players does not complete the punishment inside 2 sessions and who supervises the player doing the punishment? Also, he stated that punishments for dropping out due to silly reasons may lead to the players being dishonest when giving excuses, simply to avoid punishment. As the reasons for missing sessions are given only to Khare, he will deem the reason punishable once he decides the player is not learning from his mistakes. Then the announcement will be made on the sessions sheet.
Khare stated that the player being punished and the teammate supervising the punishment should both send a message to Khare Sensei later the same day informing that the punishment has been carried out and completed. He has also stated that punishments that have not been completed will result in a 5 minute suspension per punishment for the players forthcoming match. The players are not allowed to do the punishment during session times but are permitted to do the punishment before or after the session. KFANDRA has asked the players to appoint 1 member to make a tally of all the punishments that have happened over 1 week or 3 sessions. At the beginning of every week, a new player has to be appointed.
KFANDRA's announcement yesterday has indeed struck the right chords amongst the players. Since March, attendances had dropped and the KLC5 was cancelled. Six months on and the attendances are clawing upwards but there have been some permanent drops. The positive is that by November or at least the end of the year, the attendance will almost be at 100%.
Everyone must've noticed that no dates have been set for the season and as always, this decision was taken on purpose. This is the first time where a schedule hasn't been fixed before the announcement of a KLC tourney.
A spokesperson for KFANDRA said, 'this season will be unique! KFANDRA will be holding draws for the Cup Semi's of course and will be providing a certain timeframe for when the Cup matches can be played and also the league matches. But as for the entire schedule, KFANDRA has decided not to get cornered into setting up an entire fixture program and being left to the mercy of the players health, work schedule and family schedule. There are too many issues that can come up which will cause the postponement of a fixture. Sometimes even a cancellation! This season the players will set the schedule themselves, on a week by week basis. All session days are ava for a fixture! This is because all the players are KFANDRA members! There will be only one rule re the fixtures, and that is that a Club will not be allowed to play a match if the difference between matches played is more than two as compared to the other teams in the league. What I'm announcing here, is that the Clubs have been asked to appoint a Club Manager and a Club Captain and to inform KFANDRA of the same. The Manager and Captain will be compulsorily changed at the end of every month. The appointments for the 1st Captain and Manager need to be made by 12 noon Sunday the 20th of October. The Managers and Captains will then be authorized to set up the dates for the FKLC1 schedule. The league should commence from any ava session date from November. The Clubs/Organizations can organize up to 3 matches a week as the matches will be 15 minutes each half. The matches can be set on a week by week basis with KFANDRA being informed of the match up to 2 days before the proposed date. All these rules and regulations will be made formal soon and put up on the website. There are exciting times no? Ok, I'll go now! Bye-bye!'
And we must say bye-bye too! Isn't it simply exciting that KFANDRA have invented a new competitive game that is way more interesting than normal football with non-stop entertainment every second? And for the players, they'll be the first ever people in the world that will play this game. I'm telling all of you readers out there, that Fooba can become immensely popular for sure.
Mr. Swapneel Khare (Khare Sensei/Neel Sir)
Phone no. provided on email request - khareswapnee@hotmail.com
Does your organization want to be a part of KFANDRA through its coaching methods? Contact the following persons to see if something can be worked out.
Mr. Vishal Jobanputra - vishalj24@gmail.com, 9922909524
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020
Sangamwadi Ground
Session times - Tue, Thu and Sat 0610 to 0730.
(Can be extended to 08.10 if enough players are available for extra training).
Scroll below to see map and directions
Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com,
9881044755
Please text message Surhud Sir first. Please do not call before messaging.
KFANDRA's Home venue (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot.
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting are called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and
there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this
road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle.
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