Breaking News on Friday 5.15 pm 17/01/25
Fooba Rehashed from tomorrow!
Gurhani appointed as Head of KFANDRA's Social Media presence!
KFANDRA creates a new system where players can't hide from working out!
'If they want me to spoon feed them, I will!' says Fake Dr. Khare!
Video's being published one after the other!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 24 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
The fee structure has changed! Now only one of 2 amounts is acceptable! Nothing in-between!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The FKLC1 is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)
The first in what I think maybe quite a few episodes as I've got some itches left to scratch. Fortunately, I won't every dive into politics or religion, otherwise this series would've been unending.
Goodness! This one took sooooo long! With hand on my heart I can say that the deleted scenes blooper reel of this rehashed movie and the next one will be insane!!!
If I got an AI software to word everything out for me, and I still got it wrong, then wouldn't that be embarrassing? I can honestly have a few laughs using my own brain and realizing later why the AI software probably got the video wrong. But most often than not, I'm left wondering what I wrote that would make the AI software create such mind-warping nightmarish scenarios. And sometimes create something real but not what I expected.
Every time I'm making one of the rehashed walkthough's, I tell myself to be more patient. But just like some of the characters in the rehashed movies, with their looks and clothes changing every scene, my mood changes nay swings from patience to impatience every few seconds.
Hence, the scenes do drift into comic capers more than serious science fiction or real stories.
Brilliant stuff if I do say so myself!
For the next video, all you have to do is comment your choice of scene from a movie or just any scene from any movie or an actor or actress and KFANDRA will do its best to get the actors to do the acting and voiceovers.
Lots of fun in store!
Fake Dr. Khare at your command! Years and years of suffering from multiple breaks, tears, twists, sprains and other injuries have taught me through experience, on how to treat some injuries. In addition, I've gained much experience while treating my players and others too!
I'm revealing all my secrets to you! Slowly but surely!
Thanks for watching!
Please remember, I'm working only with free software!
Therefore, it's not possible to keep experimenting on 'prompts' as I have limited resources. In addition to that, I don't use ChatGPT or any of the software that provides a 'professional prompt' for the user. I feel that if I start using A.I. instead of my own brain, then what's the point of having a brain? Using A.I. for things I 'can't' do, for me is acceptable.
And finally, I lean towards humour most of the time than being serious.
Why?
Isn't life too serious already?
Trying to get the various AI software to do my bidding is extremely tough. I don't use an AI App to generate prompts, so if I get my wording wrong or the AI doesn't quite understand what I want, then the scenes that are created are extremely weird sometimes.
This 1st episode of rehashed bloopers is of two unique films released in the 70's and 80's. A time where sets and greens screens were everything.
This reel are supposed to be funny, but ended up being pretty scary and gruesome and nightmare enducing.
Yeesh!
I'm sort of coming to understand why I love science fiction movies. I was allowed to watch them in my pre-teens!
I've used VIDU, HEDRA, HAIPER, MINIMAX/HAILUO, SUNO AI and even Bing images! And all for free! I'm trying to complete these videos on the free schemes they offer as I believe that if I pay for them, making the video with a lot of credits to spend on regenerations would make making the video much simpler. I will definitely pay once I want to make my own movies!
Exactly as the title says!
I saw this movie when I was around 7 or 8 I think, way back in Swaziland. And since then, there have been so many follow ups that it's difficult to keep up. I'm thinking of creating more such 'walkthough's' of movies that I really enjoyed or the general public found to be good.
I used HAIPER, HAILUO/MINIMAX, VIDU, UNSCREEN and other AI software.
I hope this design will be super useful for so many groundspersons out there. There're some pretty expensive machines in the market but this one is like going to a bargain store and getting something dirt cheap.
The KFANDRA Media Staff is allowing their creative juices to flow!
Have you ever been feeling low, unwell, depressed or had a few pegs or beers too many? Then this is the perfect soup to make you feel better.
Honest!
All will be revealed inside!
More movie trailers and maybe movies coming up in the future!
The latest feel-good KFANDRA song for all age groups!
KFANDRA creates Fooba!
KFANDRA has been hit with quite a few players exiting due to a variety of reasons.
This led to the absence of a competitive tournament since March 2024. Only recently, with the attendances slowly rising, KFANDRA had promised its players some much needed tournament game-time. Unfortunately, the state of the ground in the middle of the summer season and then again during the monsoon season, has led to one half of the KFANDRA home ground in an unplayable state.
Fooba has been created for just such a scenario; with less players and a dodgy pitch, and will most probably be the future at KFANDRA in the short term.
Click here for the link to the Fooba R and R!
Click here for a PDF document related to FoobaKLC1!
A new series has begun, targeting the player members!
The Bachelors Cookbook!
The players will need to show off their skills in the kitchen in front of a camera. And if they're happily married or have an over-protective mum, they won't be allowed to use their help to cook. Even if it's a worried relative or a snoopy neighbour. On the menu should be something elaborate and not something like a simple fried egg or packaged meal.
KFANDRA has given up on its players sending any clips and will be uploading
staff cooking videos if it can.
Player at KFANDRA
He said, 'I am happiest when playing under the supervision of KFANDRA. That is why paying in advance is just like paying myself and guaranteeing happiness'.
(The players name has not been disclosed on account of anything related to fees at KFANDRA remains private).
Khare Sensei along with the rest of the gang of KFANDRA employees have started a PODCAST!
As the image states the Podcast will be focusing on topics that cover everything.
Check for the link in the More Info Tab in the menu!
Listen to Khare Sensei's solution to the question on the image.
2 recordings cover everything!
Khare Sensei along with Mr. Dlamini decide to analyze the Indian supporter and others all over the world.
1st recording is on Friday!!
The 2nd and final recording is on Saturday at 9.30 am!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Khare Sensei on his views on pollution and how he protects the environment.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
Published on 3 pm on 21/06/24!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Guru Khare on his views on palmistry.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
To be published at 9 am on Monday 16/09/24!
Player at KFANDRA
I would like to thank KFANDRA and sir for making immense efforts to find a way into every possible problem with precise and immaculate solutions. The invention of FOOBA is an ideal example. I admire sir’s selfless attitude and patience in dealing with our problems. I must say, sir, you can now take a breather as I feel everyone after yesterday's match was super excited and pumped up for the upcoming FOOBAKLC1 season. All down to your efforts and hard work, for which merely thanking you would be insufficient. I express my sincere gratitude for your immense guidance and support.
KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!
The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
football and rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on stamina and strength and having heaps of fun in the process.
KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).
KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.
KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!
KFANDRA has given the green signal for the fooba rehashed matches to be considered official. This means that the players can gain points for their Clubs with their performances as individuals. This includes goals, assists and pre-assists.
The rules are as follows -
A player on the winning team in a fooba rehashed match will gain 3 points for their Club.
A draw is 1 point.
For a goal scored 1 point, assist 0.5 points and pre-assist 0.25 points.
For being voted by the players in the top 3 Goalkeeping performances on the day, 3 points to 1st place, 2 for 2nd and 1 for 3rd.
It's up to the Clubs to send in their points tally over the weekend, to KFANDRA with all the details. The email must be sent by the Manager/Captain or a player appointed by the Club to send the data.
In other news -
KFANDRA is thankful to Priyank 'Crank' Gurhani who volunteered to become KFANDRA Social Media presence Head. KFANDRA attempted to do the same by appointing first N. Patwardhan, then A. Deo and finally S. Sharma. All three ended up prioritizing their personal work then spending even 1 second on KFANDRA. Such is the world!
KFANDRA hopes that Gurhani will be able to bring in some new players. It's believed that out of 20 new players at least 1 player will end up becoming a member.
KFANDRA wishes him well!
The latest rehashed movie walkthrough based on Star Wars 1977, A New Hope, is so far being constantly viewed and disliked.
KFANDRA has managed to stop a lot of the KFANDRA Media Studio staff from committing suicide by telling them that this is not a reason to commit suicide. 'What about the 3 likes you got?'
After they returned to their desks, a KFANDRA player said something very positive.
He said, 'the staff members must look at it this way. It's great that those that didn't like the video, actually took the effort to watch it and dislike it, which means they actually like watching videos made by KFANDRA.'
Whatever the case, whether he makes sense or not, KFANDRA will keep making videos for entertainment.
Ok, that's all for now!
Mr. Swapneel Khare (Khare Sensei/Neel Sir)
Phone no. provided on email request - khareswapnee@hotmail.com
Does your organization want to be a part of KFANDRA through its coaching methods? Contact the following persons to see if something can be worked out.
Mr. Vishal Jobanputra - vishalj24@gmail.com, 9922909524
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020
Sangamwadi Ground
Session times - Tue, Thu and Sat 0610 to 0730.
(Can be extended to 08.10 if enough players are available for extra training).
Scroll below to see map and directions
Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com,
9881044755
Please text message Surhud Sir first. Please do not call before messaging.
KFANDRA's Home venue (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot.
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting are called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and
there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this
road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle.
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