Breaking News on Thursday 3 pm 24/04/25
KFANDRA saves Patwardhan's wrong leg which was the left knee and not the right leg which was not the left knee from being operated on! See more exciting news in the Latest News below!
Check out the latest shorts video on KFANDRA's YouTube account and Instagram account!
Lots of news in the Latest News section!
KFANDRA provides a list of extremely good foreign movie and tv serials to watch!
Gurhani appointed as Head of KFANDRA's Social Media and says that he's on the job!
KFANDRA creates a new system where players can't hide from working out!
'If they want me to spoon feed them, I will!' says Fake Dr. Khare!
Video's being published one after the other!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 24 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
The fee structure has changed! Now only one of 2 amounts is acceptable! Nothing in-between!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The Monthly Multi Game tournament is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)
Yesss!
A.I. is da best!
No wonder there are some people out there who actually live in their games and AI worlds. The real-world is definitely bloody tough for some people, and that probably includes moi!
Ahhhh...I can dream through my videos!
And btw, this is song that suggests to you that there's a better way than to get angry.
KFANDRA is proud about inventing never before heard of drills and exercise routines. This is just one of them.
The KFANDRA Media Dept. is planning to publish more at regular intervals.
Not only gym with and without weights but related to football and rugby and Strength and Conditioning.
To experience everything first hand though, you must become a playing member.
Just a quick glance at what the KFANDRA players are up to throughout the year.
And another great movie is rehashed to make it even greater!
Ahahaha!
The recasting and voice overs leave a lot to be desired! Except on or two! But as I'm doing everything on free credits, I must say I'm pretty pleased!
Please do suggest some movies you want the KMD to make a rehashed movie on. All the movies I've rehashed so far are ones that I've watched many years ago. If you want me to make one on one I haven't watched, well, I'll watch it, and then make one.
Ok, salagahle and thanks for watching and reading!
Another hum-worthy and enjoyable song! Extremely watchable also, all because of the lovely A.I. KFANDRA lasses.
Thanks to SUNO AI and the image/text to video generators out there.
I'm still writing my own lyrics and using free credits and my own prompts.
The moment the KFANDRA YouTube account crosses 500 or 1000 subscribers, then I'll be able to purchase credits. Then obviously, with the possibility for more video generations and the option to play with a variety of tunes and music, everything will become even more professional that I think it already is.
The KFANDRA Media Department has lots of plans for the future, featuring the KFANDRA players.
Please do vote your top 3 KFANDRA actors and note them down in the comments section.
Give reasons why you selected those 3!
Also, if you want the KFANDRA players to try their acting skills out on something, just comment!
Aiyaiyaiyaiyai!
One of the most difficult to do!
Ya saas! and Hau!
But methinks it turned out ok!
I was going for the horror scary twist but with the A.I.'s dialogue delivery, it became pretty difficult to seem scary.
Oh well, I hope it was a little enjoyable at least.
There's still many more on the horizon!
And at some point, prizes to be won!
This is the 2nd song with literally the same lyrics as the Korean/Tamil version published earlier. The final song in this series of songs with the same lyrics is in English and will be published at some point in time.
Once again thank you SUNO AI for the music and singer. Also, all the image to video and text to video generators.
The lyrics, as always, by Khare Sensei/Neel Sir!
I've never used AI for generating lyrics or stories, ever!
I mean, what's the point of having a brain if the brain's not going to be used even for story writing or penning lyrics?
KFANDRA creates Fooba!
KFANDRA has been hit with quite a few players exiting due to a variety of reasons.
This led to the absence of a competitive tournament since March 2024. Only recently, with the attendances slowly rising, KFANDRA had promised its players some much needed tournament game-time. Unfortunately, the state of the ground in the middle of the summer season and then again during the monsoon season, has led to one half of the KFANDRA home ground in an unplayable state.
Fooba has been created for just such a scenario; with less players and a dodgy pitch, and will most probably be the future at KFANDRA in the short term.
Click here for the link to the Fooba R and R!
Click here for a PDF document related to FoobaKLC1!
A new series has begun, targeting the player members!
The Bachelors Cookbook!
The players will need to show off their skills in the kitchen in front of a camera. And if they're happily married or have an over-protective mum, they won't be allowed to use their help to cook. Even if it's a worried relative or a snoopy neighbour. On the menu should be something elaborate and not something like a simple fried egg or packaged meal.
KFANDRA has given up on its players sending any clips and will be uploading
staff cooking videos if it can.
Player at KFANDRA
He said, 'I am happiest when playing under the supervision of KFANDRA. That is why paying in advance is just like paying myself and guaranteeing happiness'.
(The players name has not been disclosed on account of anything related to fees at KFANDRA remains private).
Khare Sensei along with the rest of the gang of KFANDRA employees have started a PODCAST!
As the image states the Podcast will be focusing on topics that cover everything.
Check for the link in the More Info Tab in the menu!
Listen to Khare Sensei's solution to the question on the image.
2 recordings cover everything!
Khare Sensei along with Mr. Dlamini decide to analyze the Indian supporter and others all over the world.
1st recording is on Friday!!
The 2nd and final recording is on Saturday at 9.30 am!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Khare Sensei on his views on pollution and how he protects the environment.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
Published on 3 pm on 21/06/24!
Mr. Dlamini interviews Guru Khare on his views on palmistry.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
To be published at 9 am on Monday 16/09/24!
Player at KFANDRA
I would like to thank KFANDRA and sir for making immense efforts to find a way into every possible problem with precise and immaculate solutions. The invention of FOOBA is an ideal example. I admire sir’s selfless attitude and patience in dealing with our problems. I must say, sir, you can now take a breather as I feel everyone after yesterday's match was super excited and pumped up for the upcoming FOOBAKLC1 season. All down to your efforts and hard work, for which merely thanking you would be insufficient. I express my sincere gratitude for your immense guidance and support.
KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!
The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
football and rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on stamina and strength and having heaps of fun in the process.
KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).
KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.
KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!
After a chat with the KFANDRA staff members, Patwardhan was advised to write on the knee that was not being operated on, the following message - Not this knee! Neel 'Patty' Patwardhan laughed and stated that he was going to do that but was worried that he may upset his doc and then the doc would do something dodgy to his knee in his anger. The KFANDRA staff members urged him to be brave. They then told him many stories of doctors operating on the wrong lungs, wrong arms, wrong legs and even wrong patients in the past. They assured Patwardhan that no respectable doc would take the joke to heart and that they would instead laugh at the joke and perform his op with a smile on his/her face.
Cue the night before the op and Patwardhan is fast asleep. A KFANDRA staff member is sent to his room to check if he's ok. The staff member did not want to wake up the little baby but as per instructions, checked to see if he'd written down the note on his knee.
Luckily Patwardhan's blanket had slid off so if a nurse were to enter at that moment, it would indeed have seemed awkward for a KFANDRA staff member to be caught under Patwardhan's blankie. The KFANDRA staff member slid up the leg of the pajama that was not to be operated on. There was nothing! Then the KSM slid up the pajama of the leg which was to be operated on, and on that leg, Patwardhan had written, 'NOT THIS KNEE!' As the KSM didn't want to disturb Patwardhan, he got some soap from the bathroom, cleaned up his leg and then taking a black marker from his bag, marked on the other knee, 'NOT THIS KNEE'. Yes, KFANDRA saved his good leg!
For proof of what transpired, see the images below!
In other news -
A points bonanza as the players edge closer to Sanghvi for the April MMG top 3 positions!
Close behind Sanghvi, with only 3 sessions left to play for the month of April, are M. Inamdar and Mishra who are at 7000 points plus each.
This month is indeed going to be an extremely tight finish with Sanghvi betting that he'll at least come 3rd, as he'll be missing the rest of the month and a bit of the May MMG. But this should only make Gurhani and Sarda all the more eager to get into the top 3 positions as they're both at 5000 + points. Everyone except Sanghvi hopes that the final 3 sessions won't be points based.
Bad luck for Sanghvi as the session plan for tomorrow has just been updated and it seems a 3 team tourney has been planned with one player getting the chance to win over a 1000 plus points if things work out for him.
Patwardhan gets his op but only because KFANDRA saves the day!
See news article published on 24/04/25!
Mr. Swapneel Khare (Khare Sensei/Neel Sir)
Phone no. provided on email request - khareswapnee@hotmail.com
Does your organization want to be a part of KFANDRA through its coaching methods? Contact the following persons to see if something can be worked out.
Mr. Vishal Jobanputra - vishalj24@gmail.com, 9922909524
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020
Sangamwadi Ground
Session times - Tue, Thu and Sat 0610 to 0730.
(Can be extended to 08.10 if enough players are available for extra training).
Scroll below to see map and directions
Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com,
9881044755
Please text message Surhud Sir first. Please do not call before messaging.
KFANDRA's Home venue (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot.
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting are called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and
there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this
road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle.
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