Breaking News on Friday 2.45 pm 21/02/25
The race for the top 3 spots heats up!
The FebMMGR and the KLCFR1 is well underway and proving to be a success!
Gurhani appointed as Head of KFANDRA's Social Media and says that he's on the job!
KFANDRA creates a new system where players can't hide from working out!
'If they want me to spoon feed them, I will!' says Fake Dr. Khare!
Video's being published one after the other!
KFANDRA is the gateway for entertainment!
KFANDRA hasn't skipped a session in 24 years!
Monthly fees are compulsory, unless you are unable to pay them because of financial issues!
The fee structure has changed! Now only one of 2 amounts is acceptable! Nothing in-between!
KFANDRA opens doors to players that can't make it for every session!
The FKLC1 is sponsored by the Late Madhu and Prema Khare!
Read more in the Latest News! (Scroll down!)


Gcinaphi the Queen Cat and the two hand totems from another land!

The look on Gcinaphi's face is priceless!
She's more expressive and demanding than any human or animal out there.
All hail Queen Gcinaphi!
In this video, she's being 'looked after' on Mum's bed in Mum's room that we haven't done anything with since Mum passed away in Oct. 2016. Apart from the sweeping and mopping of course.
Sometimes, Queen Gcinaphi likes relaxing on a bed fit for a Queen....

Back to the Future 1985 Rehashed! A quick walkthrough!

My word! I gave up on this rehashed movie at least 3 times before I said to myself, 'just get it done you prat!'
And I did!
Yess!!!

A gorgeous garlic, ginger and coconut chutney without garam masala!
Can be used as a condiment or sandwich spread!

And the bachelor's back with his amazing and sumptuous recipes!!
Ahahaha!
I just felt that some of my millions (haha) of supporters who've subscribed specifically to see my recipes, have felt left out recently. What with the constant rehashed movies coming out. There'll be more recipes coming out regularly for sure!
And for the gazillion (Hyuk) supporters that are missing football and rugby updates, there're some in the pipeline for the near future.
Ok, salagahle!

ET and The Blob Rehashed Deleted Bloopers Scenes!

Absolutely weird, scary, hilarious and frightening at the same time.
I'm still managing to complete stuff on the free versions and by not using A.I. prompts. Still proud of myself for that!!
If anyone wants me to make a rehashed movie on a movie of their choice, I'll make sure I start working on it the moment a request is made.
I'm currently working on Back to the Future and I must say it's pretty difficult.
As always, I hope the rehashed movies are enjoyable and a break from reality, and just maybe you'll actually watch the original to applaud the effort it takes to watch a proper movie.

ET 1982 Rehashed! A Quick Walkthrough!

Another movie I watched as a child!
It's amazing how slow the movies were back then. But they were still terrific!

The Blob Rehashed 1958! A quick walkthrough!

I actually saw this movie! I think it was on a VHS tape my Dad had brought home. Hence, it had to be featured!
I tried to make this one without the need for mid-clip explanations of what's going on.
I do hope it worked!

A silly illogical chat with a famous Indian food delivery app!

I've not revealed the name of the food delivery app as I'm not angry and don't want to harm the person who was asked to deal with me. Nor am I angry on the food delivery App. I'm just revealing what happened as I'm extremely surprised at the lack of flexibility in their system.
I didn't want to spend much time on the video so the editing may be a bit finicky. I thought that giving you the freedom to pause and read would be more ideal for this type of video.
Do comment if you've had wild experiences with food delivery services!
Be nice please!

Star Wars and The Hobbit Rehashed Deleted Scenes Bloopers!

The less said the better!
Ahahahahah!
Once again a reminder - please judge the video based on limited generations due to using free credits available. Also, the non-use of A. I. software to generate prompts.
And if you still have something nasty to say or want to dislike this or the other video's, then here's a warning, disliking this video or the others or saying something nasty, will simply be noted by A. I. and in the future when A. I. finally takes over the world, all you people falling in the category mentioned above, will be 'eradicated and disposed off' to be used as fuel for the A. I. systems that need fuel. Which is everything!!
Ahahahaha!

Humans are the most dangerous species on planet Earth! Episode 2!

After the unbelievable response to the first episode (106 views and 1 comment), a decision was taken to continue creating more episodes.
I do hope everyone understood that the above statement was in jest?
Well, it isn't! I'm really proud of 106 views at this moment time!!!
Ahaahahaha!! (26/01/25 at 11.46 am).

The Hobbit rehashed from the Book and Movie! A quick walkthrough!

Oh my goodness!
I read the book way back in the 80's and also glanced through a friends picture book, then I saw the movies in the 90's and whenever they were released. After that, I haven't re-read or watched the movie again.
What I do remember is that the books were long and the movies too.
Hence, this rehashed version was tres dificile but fun to make.

Humans are the most dangerous species on the Planet Earth! Episode 1!

The first in what I think maybe quite a few episodes as I've got some itches left to scratch. Fortunately, I won't every dive into politics or religion, otherwise this series would've been unending.

Star Wars 1977 Rehashed! Aka The New Hope, Part IV!

Goodness! This one took sooooo long! With hand on my heart I can say that the deleted scenes blooper reel of this rehashed movie and the next one will be insane!!!

Terminator 1984 Rehashed! A quick walkthrough!

Every time I'm making one of the rehashed walkthough's, I tell myself to be more patient. But just like some of the characters in the rehashed movies, with their looks and clothes changing every scene, my mood changes nay swings from patience to impatience every few seconds.
Hence, the scenes do drift into comic capers more than serious science fiction or real stories.

Harry Potter screen tests! Top 5 acts voted in by the Subsribers for the Spiderman screen tets!

Brilliant stuff if I do say so myself!
For the next video, all you have to do is comment your choice of scene from a movie or just any scene from any movie or an actor or actress and KFANDRA will do its best to get the actors to do the acting and voiceovers.
Lots of fun in store!

Secrets revealed on how to wrap up an injured ankle!

Fake Dr. Khare at your command! Years and years of suffering from multiple breaks, tears, twists, sprains and other injuries have taught me through experience, on how to treat some injuries. In addition, I've gained much experience while treating my players and others too!
I'm revealing all my secrets to you! Slowly but surely!
Thanks for watching!

Jurassic Park 1993 Rehashed! A quick walkthough!

Please remember, I'm working only with free software!
Therefore, it's not possible to keep experimenting on 'prompts' as I have limited resources. In addition to that, I don't use ChatGPT or any of the software that provides a 'professional prompt' for the user. I feel that if I start using A.I. instead of my own brain, then what's the point of having a brain? Using A.I. for things I 'can't' do, for me is acceptable.
And finally, I lean towards humour most of the time than being serious.
Why?
Isn't life too serious already?

Jaws and Alien Rehashed Deleted Scenes Bloopers!

Trying to get the various AI software to do my bidding is extremely tough. I don't use an AI App to generate prompts, so if I get my wording wrong or the AI doesn't quite understand what I want, then the scenes that are created are extremely weird sometimes.
This 1st episode of rehashed bloopers is of two unique films released in the 70's and 80's. A time where sets and greens screens were everything.
This reel are supposed to be funny, but ended up being pretty scary and gruesome and nightmare enducing.
Yeesh!

Jaws 1975 Rehashed! A quick walkthrough!

I'm sort of coming to understand why I love science fiction movies. I was allowed to watch them in my pre-teens!
I've used VIDU, HEDRA, HAIPER, MINIMAX/HAILUO, SUNO AI and even Bing images! And all for free! I'm trying to complete these videos on the free schemes they offer as I believe that if I pay for them, making the video with a lot of credits to spend on regenerations would make making the video much simpler. I will definitely pay once I want to make my own movies!

Secrets revealed on how to beat the FIFA Offside trap!

Exactly as the title says!

How to build an extremely cheap chalk powder ground marking machine!

I hope this design will be super useful for so many groundspersons out there. There're some pretty expensive machines in the market but this one is like going to a bargain store and getting something dirt cheap.

A get well soon hearty chicken soup! A brilliant pick me up after a long night out! Rice noodles too!

Have you ever been feeling low, unwell, depressed or had a few pegs or beers too many? Then this is the perfect soup to make you feel better.
Honest!

KFANDRA uncovers Spiderman 3 screen tests!
Secret lives of your friendly neighborhood KFANDRA player

All will be revealed inside!

The Prophesy! Movie trailer by KFANDRA! Using Minimax/HAILUOAI clips! And SUNO AI!

More movie trailers and maybe movies coming up in the future!

Yay! It's Sunday!

The latest feel-good KFANDRA song for all age groups!

KFANDRA creates Fooba!
KFANDRA has been hit with quite a few players exiting due to a variety of reasons.
This led to the absence of a competitive tournament since March 2024. Only recently, with the attendances slowly rising, KFANDRA had promised its players some much needed tournament game-time. Unfortunately, the state of the ground in the middle of the summer season and then again during the monsoon season, has led to one half of the KFANDRA home ground in an unplayable state.
Fooba has been created for just such a scenario; with less players and a dodgy pitch, and will most probably be the future at KFANDRA in the short term.
Click here for the link to the Fooba R and R!
Click here for a PDF document related to FoobaKLC1!

A new series has begun, targeting the player members!
The Bachelors Cookbook!
The players will need to show off their skills in the kitchen in front of a camera. And if they're happily married or have an over-protective mum, they won't be allowed to use their help to cook. Even if it's a worried relative or a snoopy neighbour. On the menu should be something elaborate and not something like a simple fried egg or packaged meal.
KFANDRA has given up on its players sending any clips and will be uploading
staff cooking videos if it can.

Player at KFANDRA

Player says something very nice!

He said, 'I am happiest when playing under the supervision of KFANDRA. That is why paying in advance is just like paying myself and guaranteeing happiness'.
(The players name has not been disclosed on account of anything related to fees at KFANDRA remains private).

It's PODCAST time!

Khare Sensei along with the rest of the gang of KFANDRA employees have started a PODCAST!
As the image states the Podcast will be focusing on topics that cover everything.
Check for the link in the More Info Tab in the menu!

The first PODCAST Episode!

Listen to Khare Sensei's solution to the question on the image.

2 recordings cover everything!

It's time for the 2nd Podcast Episode!

Khare Sensei along with Mr. Dlamini decide to analyze the Indian supporter and others all over the world.
1st recording is on Friday!!
The 2nd and final recording is on Saturday at 9.30 am!

The 3rd Podcast Episode!

Mr. Dlamini interviews Khare Sensei on his views on pollution and how he protects the environment.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
Published on 3 pm on 21/06/24!

The 4th Podcast Episode!

Mr. Dlamini interviews Guru Khare on his views on palmistry.
A few players will be asked this week to give their views too.
To be published at 9 am on Monday 16/09/24!

Player at KFANDRA

Another player says something very nice!

I would like to thank KFANDRA and sir for making immense efforts to find a way into every possible problem with precise and immaculate solutions. The invention of FOOBA is an ideal example. I admire sir’s selfless attitude and patience in dealing with our problems. I must say, sir, you can now take a breather as I feel everyone after yesterday's match was super excited and pumped up for the upcoming FOOBAKLC1 season. All down to your efforts and hard work, for which merely thanking you would be insufficient. I express my sincere gratitude for your immense guidance and support.

A heartfelt thank you from KFANDRA!

KFANDRA would like to thank those players that regularly pay the fees every month without fail. Even though they may be unable to attend all the sessions or even a few or none at all, they still pay the monthly fee.
A large number of the players choose to ignore KFANDRA's offer to forsake the fees if the player is facing difficulties in his real-life, and that decision is obviously very important for KFANDRA.
It's the regular payment of fees that allows KFANDRA to pay the ground rent and focus fully on the players development and their enjoyment of the sessions and all the asides that go hand in hand with being a KFANDRA member.
At the same time, if a player can't pay the fees, then KFANDRA thanks the player for acknowledging that he can still play at KFANDRA without ever thinking that he hadn't paid the fees.
Thank you all again!

All about Football formations!
Season One - 
4 episodes

2 minute episodes!!!
Episode 1 - What is a football formation? 5 pm, Sat. 25/11/23
Episode 2 - Quarters are better than 3rds! 5 pm, Sat. 02/11/23
Episode 3 - It's all about 16 blocks! 5 pm, Sat. 09/12/23
Episode 4 - Formations and blocks! 5 pm, Sat. 16/12/23

The Adults Initiative

The Ethos - Respect, Trust, Integrity,
Passion and Humility
The idea - To play an exciting brand of
football and rugby with the ethos in mind.
The journey - A bit of both banter and serious chatter, working on stamina and strength and having heaps of fun in the process.

Mobirise

For the blokes that are unable to attend sessions!

KFANDRA has settled in well in it's new abode and is all the more open to providing an opportunity for players that are unable to dedicate 3 sessions a week towards training but can at least commit themselves to becoming a KFANDRA member, with the focus only being that you believe in its ETHOS.
KFANDRA will be targeting both football and rugby, during the monsoon months and most always football between September and June. The payment of fees during the monsoon months will allow you to attend all tournaments organized by KFANDRA and during the non-monsoon months, the KLC Football tournament.
KFANDRA is now opening its doors to players that want to be a part of a professional organization but who can't always attend the sessions. All that is required of the player is for Mr. Khare to approve your membership and for the fees to be paid regularly. Attending sessions for these players will not be compulsory.
And so, if you think you fall into this bracket, then please email KFANDRA @ for inquiries related to becoming a member - Mr. Mukul Inamdar - mukul104@gmail.com and Mr. Shubhankar Inamdar - inam1shubh@yahoo.co.in with a politely worded email to see what you have to do, to begin the process of becoming a member.
(Please note that KFANDRA is not a professional club, but an Academy and the so called 'club' mentality is frowned upon).

Mobirise

Have a business?

KFANDRA is always eager to help it's players in whatever way it can.
KFANDRA has asked its players to send in info about their business along with their Company logo. The only criteria is that their enterprise or 'business' should be owned in full by them.
Khare said, 'even if it's a chance for the players to get to know what their teammates are doing away from KFANDRA, this step is in the right direction. While it's always wise to know what your mates are up to in the real-life, them doing what they may be doing may be of use to you or someone you know in the future. At KFANDRA there's only time for training and never time for a social chit-chat, apart from a fun gathering. And it's been ages since we had one. While KFANDRA has always created ads in the videos it's released in the past, this step to 'advertise a Company' will be the first time in a long while. If you haven't seen the first 'business ad', go through KFANDRA's Home page and you'll see it there!
Please note that all submissions and 'ads' for this section are totally free of cost. KFANDRA will be displaying the info free of cost.

Mobirise

Play Paaduman
Pipedreams 2D!

KFANDRAAI Game Dept. has made available 'Paaduman PipeDreams 2D' for the Android software mobile phones.
As you can see, Paaduman has grown into a well built young man. Help him on his quest as he travels through a couple of levels in search of something even he, as yet, does not know, what it is, he's searching for.
Go to the Games section of the website to download
Paaduman Pipe Dreams 2D!!


All about the KLC

 To attract only those players that are dedicated, disciplined and are committed to train and play with passion and intensity, while at the same time, not having to resort to violence and trying to win at allcosts. The term 'to win at all costs' implies trying to win by use of violence and by cheating. As it has always been in any organization run by Khare/KFANDRA, every player, team, club and organization will obviously always try and win a match, but what is most important, that it won't try and win the match at any cost. Winning a match is only by fair and legal means and in victory, humility is personified. Thereby, losing a match is not the end of the world, but only a chance to learn from mistakes and to congratulate the winning team as well as those teammates that gave their all during the game, playing or in reserve.

Latest News
Friday 2.45 pm 21/02/25

KFANDRA has decided to allow the players an opportunity to earn as many points as they can after tomorrow's Active GWW drill. Post 6.30 am, Khare Sensei/Neel Sir will be planning non-stop game variations for the players.
Fooba, football and rugby variations and also S and C variations will be on the list. The players needn't worry at all, for the S n C will be based on earning points and the players will have little time to understand how much S n C they'll end up doing.
In other news -
KFANDRA is changing
the criteria for each level concerning the MMG matches.
From tomorrow, Level 0 will now be up to 100 points. Level 1 is between 81 and 140 points. Level 2 is from 141 points to 180 points. Level 3 is 181 to 200 points. Level 4 is 200 to 300 points.
KFANDRA has announced 20 bonus points Abhay Mishra and Priyank Gurhani for keeping their GWW sheets up to date! From next month, a surprise check will be taken near the end of each month and 20 points or more will be awarded to those players that are keeping their GWW sheets up to date. A surprise check may be taken at any time during the month as well. Extra points will be awarded. Gurhani and Mishra should note that their points gained can be deducted if they fail to maintain the GWW sheets at the end of the month.

The new KFANDRA format which focuses on the players as individuals in the final standings is heating up, as they fight their way to the top of the table. KFANDRA hasn't forgotten the importance of teamwork obviously, which is why many of the games in the multi-game format and in football and rugby also, have an eye on teamwork.
KFANDRA will be awarding the top 3 players every month with unique prizes. We know what they are and are desperate for the end of the month to see the reactions of the players.
In other news -
The new kit is almost
ready and KFANDRA has more surprises in store.

KFANDRA's History

KFANDRA and the Adults Initiative. (KFANDRAAI). Is now once again KFANDRA!

History

KFANDRA was formed in the year 2000 and then registered under the Charity commissioner in 2001. The aim of the Academy was to coach kids in a professional manner, while at the same time teaching them moral values. At it's inception, a strong Mens team was also formed and the kids at the Academy were urged to dream of playing for the adult team.
For the technically advanced in football, opportunities such as trials with professional clubs were arranged, so that the players could have a chance at turning pro. Unfortunately, Rugby was a sport that was unheard of in this country and KFANDRA introduced it in Pune. Rugby was used more as a strength and personality building tool as there was not future in rugby professionally. Incredibly, the fees charged were negligible and some kids never paid at all as KFANDRA did not charge those family's that could not afford to pay even the smallest fee. Practice was held every day of the week for 2 hours in the evenings.
More than a decade later, the Academy realized that a majority of the urban youth were not inclined to pursue the chance of turning pro as it required time and an unfaltering dedication to succeed. Especially as the path to turn pro was not defined clearly. Football in Pune and for that matter, India, is not conducted in a way that is conducive to a healthy and comfortable future. But along the way, KFANDRA created quite a few players that ended up playing for their State of Maharashtra and managed to field a group of teenagers in the local tournaments against adults sometimes twice or thrice their age. And some of the greatest achievements by KFANDRA was to create a girls team in both football and rugby. The girls proved that they were just as good as the boys when a few players played at the national level in football, while in rugby the KFANDRA Womens team was the first team in the entire country to play an official Rugby Union 7's match against a Womens team from Hong Kong. They were also the first to play a 15's match in India as well. The girls and women also achieved a feat that KFANDRA had never achieved before, which was for some of the players to pull on their international jersey's because they were selected to play for their country.
The revenue was negligible though and eventually, with the ground rent sky rocketing, KFANDRA had to call it a day in 2018.
It was in 2005/2006 when Thunderboltz approached Mr. Khare to coach them. To cut a long story short, TZ allowed Mr. Khare to begin a tournament that ran for up to 8 months in a year, which focused on the ethos and punctuality. Another organization that Khare ended up coaching, KITFO/SAS also joined the tournament. The TZLC was separate from FIFA and Khare has even published it's own set of rules, called the HandyHandbook. 
The list of players went over 100 until during the lock down in June '20. During this period, Khare resigned from KITFO/SAS. Recently the reformed TZLC became the KTZLC and had over 60 members aged from 16 upwards, with the oldest player in his fifties, which was headed by KFANDRAAI.

November 2020
Khare resigned from Thunderboltz and is now running everything through KFANDRAAI. He has stated that he has worked for 15+ years at TZ as an employee and now the time has come, where he wants to do what he did for others, for the benefit of others, to set off on his own and take total control.

April 2022
The name KFANDRAAI was withdrawn and is back to being called KFANDRA.

May 2022 to June 2023
KFANDRA introduced a new system where the players did their warm up and stretching through audio recordings, known at KFANDRA as WOOS (WarmUP - WOO and Stretching - S). This frees up time for the Coach Sir to set up the drills for the session.
Quite a few new drills were also created, such at the 6 minute kill drill, minutes of madness and many more.
The KLC4 was a grand success, even after the unceremonious exit of the group of players from outside of KFANDRA (ACU), that was to take part in it. KFANDRA made a few changes to ensure that the KLC4 could continue being competitive. NSTTP (The Northern and Southern Territorial Pact) created by 'The Almighty Zoltan' was introduced to replace ACU.
The Quasi-Membership Initiative was chucked in the rubbish bin and KFANDRA vowed never to allow non-members from participating again. 
Until a few months down the line when a player on trial for membership of KFANDRA, accused KFANDRA of 'insulting' his parents and stating that it was too 'tiring to be respectful and say sorry constantly', KFANDRA created two 'Departments' (HOOLI and PNMIM) to look after the possible re-entry of non-members into the KLC and new membership aspirants.
The two Departments have been converted to one, the PNMID.

Contacts

Phone for KFANDRA Membership

Mr. Swapneel Khare (Khare Sensei/Neel Sir)
Phone no. provided on email request - khareswapnee@hotmail.com

Coaching Help Info

Does your organization want to be a part of KFANDRA through its coaching methods? Contact the following persons to see if something can be worked out.
Mr. Vishal Jobanputra - vishalj24@gmail.com, 9922909524
Mr. Ajay Sanghvi - ajoo74@gmail.com, 9823032807
Mr. Jaidev Karanth - jaidevk@gmail.com, 9822027020

Sessions held at

Sangamwadi Ground
Session times - Tue, Thu and Sat 0610 to 0730.
(Can be extended to 08.10 if enough players are available for extra training).
Scroll below to see map and directions                        

For Rugby only

Surhud Khare - surhudkhare@hotmail.com,
9881044755
Please text message Surhud Sir first. Please do not call before messaging.

Mobirise

KFANDRA's Home venue (Sangamwadi)
1. Turn into the Rajiv Gandhi Nagar slum from Sangamwadi road.
2. Go along the road where you’ll see a small temple on your left.
3. Turn at the first left after the temple.
4. Go straight to a dead end and turn right. There’s even a small electrical box
with a flashing red light at the spot.
5. Go straight until you see another small temple/meeting are called Vikas Kreeda Mandal to your left with benches and
there are benches also placed where people can read newspapers. Take the
road between these two places. To your left will be some small dwellings and you’ll approach a society.
The name of the Society is MoonMother (Chandrama).
6. Take the first left at the Society.
7. Take the first right (you’ll spot a kennel at this corner).
8. Take the road which has a slight left and then right turn. Go straight along this
road but slowly. Turn in at 9 where you’ll be shown where to park your vehicle. 

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